Kenyan Menus

This was actually on a blackboard menu at a hotel in Bungoma
MENU
Tonut na maantasi-5.00
Homelet Plain-4.50
Jai na zgonji-5.00
Tenku na ukali-6.00
Jabati Pantika-6.40
Gugu ya ingo-50.00
Gugu ya genjik-25.00
Mgade Poflo-6.50
Zdrungi kafu-1.50
Matonto na Mihoko-30.00
Zamagi ntoko-23.00

This is as seen in a kiosk in Khakhameka (kakamega)
Jayi shikombe ndoko 5/=
Jayi shikombe kupwa 7/=
Jabadi msima 10/=
Mandasi kitoko 5/=
Mkuu ya gugu 25/=
Gugu Kupwa msima 100/=
Ukali mlima 15/=
Zubu wa msima 12/=
Fiasi garanga (jips) 15/=
Ukali wa mawimpi 11/=
"Karipuni nyode pila jugi na vidina. mkiyendako mruti tena azandeni yap yap!."

Have a smiley day.