The Burnt Underwear

WARNING: MAY CONTAIN GROSS AND OFFENSIVE MATERIAL. IF YOU THINK YOU WILL BE OFFENDED, DO NOT READ THIS BLOG. FOR THOSE WHO CAN STOMACH IT, I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT. This is my disclaimer, so if anyone gets offended I am not at all liable.

hey guys, missed ya'll this weekend, but unfortunately, it's very quiet again. Am ok, just finished my 2nd exam-torts exam, Kibet might know what I am talking about, it was on negligent misstatement and trespass to land. Am feeling a bit down since i did not finish the exam. there was too little time. However, I want to tell you guys a very gross story. My friend has given me authority to tell the story, as long as i withhold her name.
Anyway, my buddy had 2 mboff underwears, but she also had a pack of 20 brand new lovely underwears, which she never wore. I think she was attached to the mboff uws or something. It was winter at the time, so clothes take like 3 days to dry if you do not have a clothes dryer and she did not.
So, the day before she had gone clubbin' and slept at some chic's place. She had an early engagement the next morning. When she went back home in the wee hours of the next morning, she had a shower and washed the uw she had been wearing. She went to get the other mboff uw but found it was wet. She was then in a dilemma of "Do I still wear the mboff uw or open the new pack of uw?" She went for the former, so she had to look for a way to dry the mboff wet uw. An idea struck her mind-she had seen some Aussies on TV, using the microwave to dry their stuff. So that's what she did, she put the mboff wet uw in the microwave and set the microwave on high for 2 minutes. I think she thought that was the best idea she had ever come up with to solve a problem. After the 2 minutes elapsed, she went to get her 'dry mboff uw' but it was not so. The mboff uw had been cooked, fried, steamed and boiled in the microwave. Well I did see the uw she kept as a token for me to see. That was both gross and funny at the same time, I checkad for days.
Cheers guys.