confessions pt.1

hi everyone!gotta make a confession, no i have not sired any random kids in rift valley, Chris is alone on that!
u see that nice car (deno's gonna luv this part)...well its not real. It exists but i dont have the pleasure of keeping the keys and driving it home at night. if its any consolation,it is one of my dream cars. i still have the Sunny that we (wangu,kibet,chris....)made that death trip to baringo in.But why lie that baby can fly!!
Speaking of cars, nice to hear that sister's doin it for herself. congrats viki on the car,klunker or not it gets u from point A to B so screw em! that tech of the gas pump also caught some of us unawares some years back so dont be embarrassed its the Kenyan in u. u know us guys wont believe the tank is full mpaka tuione ikimwaga! but gosh girl, u have posted so much feels like i've been gone for mad years! keep up the syk tho! kinda shocked to hear u dont like clubbin....am not a clubfreak but i've been known to shake my touche preety damn hard up in the club ( gosh that sounds like am such a baba).
Sup Thomas!!!!was crackin homy?bin a while?man i've become fat,lazy and cant swim more than 2lengths bila needing CPR.
man Kibet has hit the nizzle on the hizzle...the shizzel wit de pizzo is crackalakka!ok got carried away by Snoop....that biz of boycotting Mobil,BP/Shell is a plot i have played my part and fwded that vibe allova dawg, but on my way to uni its Shell that sells the cheapest ngata. plus they make things worse this stations,by contaminating the ngata so ur car coughs and grinds to a halt. Am sure u guys saw that story in the press about 100s of cars that got messed after fuelling at some funny unbranded petty.....point being dont fuel where the attendants spit at ya when u holla for a receipt!
for all those who missed the coast plan last time pole to rub it in....am goin again!!!!got an offer to go down on my bday.....(subtle hint...) for a week all expenses paid for. eg all the keroro na manyake i can stuff, plus pleasure of watchin the Arsenal-Man.U game at Bob's. Man.U kicks ass!!
by the way chris and deno, Vicky sez a big up to ur asses.she couldnt believe the syk chris had for the hang...ie splitting on us for a chic+joint...nice combi tho. she luvs u guys coz now she cant get enuf of double gin and tonics.
gotta blaze but dont worry......the squirrel never scratches its behind in a maize field.. jiunge nami tena kuwaelezea uchambuzi huo. mimi ni wenyu Nathan Waweru, nikiripoti kutuko Naiiiiiroobi, kenya!

PS; imagine Sigei is goin gangho implementing that silly rule ati bars should close at 11pm, plus not allowing kina club Caltex/Mobil!!!imagine,,,lakini hata akifunga bar.....