Let's go to the Land Down Under.....

Hello guys, hope you had a good weekend. I just spent time with my friends, and that seems to be the most interesting thing for me to do here. Otherwise, am hunting for a holiday job, working in a factory or something, just to keep me occupied over the holiday and to keep me indoors since it gets very hot herre (35-45 degrees).
Just wanted to tell you something about the land down under. Aussie was discovered in the 17oos, but the first British people (Captain Cook and his guys + some criminals) settled here in 1788 on the East Coast. Australia was declared 'terra nullius'. This latin term means 'no man's land'. The Europeans did indeed find the Aborigines here. The Aussie Aborigines as some of you know are aware, were a nomadic people. Because they used the land in a way that was inconsistent with the European way of utilising land, their land was therefore declared terra nullius. That is, they did not cultivate on the land. Further, Aussie was terra nullius, because the Europeans thought that the Aborigines were uncivilised and were without a centralised system of government or had no recognised form of government or law.
The Aborigines belived that the land belonged to everyone, the land was to be shared and so they did not cultivate it. They also had a decentralised system of government, so they did have some form of government.
The British forced the Imperial Law on them and tried to make them civilised. This factor began to slowly damage their unique way of life.
In the 1960s, early 1970s, mixed blood children began to be a problem for the white Aussies. So, the government decided to infultrate these mixed blood Aboriginal children into white society, by forcefully taking them from their families and ensuring that they go to white schools (to be taught the white ways) or were adopted by white parents. This was called the 'Stolen Generation Policy'. Again this damaged their way of life, caused problems such as identity crisis for many of the kids.
However, the concept of terra nullius was abolished in 1992 in a landmark High Court case known as Mabo v. R.
Currently, the Aboriginal people are unemployed, they are beggers, have high birth rates among the young girls, girls are raped by their fathers, and violence and alcoholism is prevalent among them. They are also treated as second class citizens by the white Aussies. Honestly, I have only met like only 3 Aboriginal people who do not display the above behaviours. So, who is to blame for all this? Aussie's history is very sad and in a way has affected their future. Hope this info will be insightful. Cheers.

On Women...

ok....
Its two weeks prevention of cruelty to women in Kenya. We've already missed a couple of days. Think we should do something in honour of this. I was thinking maybe we could each write a clip a bout a woman who we think should be protected from violence..be it someone youlove, admire...loather doesn't matter OR youcan write your views on the subject of domestic violence against Women or rape etc...just do somin...


DISCLAIMER

To all V.I residents it has come to my attention that not all of you aer aware that this is a PUBLIC blog. Yes it is accessible to anyone on the net who chances us so just be informed...

Are my blogging days over...??

At the beginning of this blog I think I had quite a good input to it but lately I seem to have less and less time to say hello to my favoutrite people. Reason.....well my life is moving mega fast. too many things going on at once and too much work to do anything. So I thank God for a shift on Sunday when no one else is around and I can just bumb at work and hola at you guys...


Since we last met I have had WONDERFUl things happen to me in a row....

FIRSTLY ANS MOSY IMPRORTANTLY

I am now and auntie. For those of you who know my sister Wendy well she gave birth on the 15th of November to the most adorable little boy who I am sorry to say Wangu got to cuddle before I did...Kinda bitter but Kinda glad for having such great friends. Kibet donned a suit to see him (not but thats the running joke he came in after work) Brian was there for labour Delivery and the aftermath...I mean thanks all of you who supported Wendy I love ya...The pictures by the way are on their way I have been meaning to put them up for a while noww but keep forgetting the USB drive at home....

THEN

That weekend for all you coast goers I managed a trip to Mombasa. Yes Nathan I beat you to IT HAHAHAHA...(evil laugh). I stayed at Travell... ooops choking on a lie...Ok so the company was payinng and didn't want to spend too much money I stayed in some cottages right next door to travellers. Had a really great time. Needed the time off work coz really it gets too busy sometimes.Yeah I met SEAN (big fish to those who know him) and he was asking whether we were going down for christmas. He want to take us to teh cliff for a barbeque of seafood and that..special romantic cruise for me and yours truly was thrown in for effect ..but you guys ain't around wassup!!!Anyway don't think I'll be having to time but if its there and we can u Kenyan residents should let me know and you can meet Big Fish

ALSO

I now have a place to live. Yes it is the cutest two bed apartment I ever saw(in Kenya anyway). Hit me and I'll give you the exact location. Thanks to Kibet for showing up to help with the cleaning...as for the rest of you residents make sure you show up for house warming...let me know when ....

AND

Got my first pay check....Don't even think it. I can't trake you out can't buy you lunch and can't cant't can't whatever it is you are thinking. The house move has sucked deep into my pockets I have no further recesses left. Plus I'm planning to do a course to improve myself (and no tis not a drama queen course) thats gonna cost my ass...oh well the end will hopefully justify the means.....


Hey Denis about the gifts I'll suggest
a) cute 3.5 year old niece - A cousin to play with Kids love that do you rmember when you wer that age and could boss someone younger than you around...play cha mama and get to be the mama and send them everywhere punish tehm etc...


b) 29year old fashioned baba semi-eccentric home onwer (thought kinda counts for him )

Explain why you cannot provide a cousin for his daughter(no wife no job turned on by comps not women, etc...) and suggets he make anothe juniour if his kida happy so is he.....

c) 28 year old sister in law techie, doting mom (theres this written law for inlaws that u dont have o go the extra mile ama?)

Same as b above. Add the you are soo great at being a mother you should have another kid etc loads of that sugary stuff you are very able to concoct...

d) 25 yr old investment banking analalyst (he got me a knife(one of those camper ones!) for last christmas..so enyewe it migh be time for revenge)

Revenge is IDEAL here. IF suggestion b and c do not suffice a solution to your connundrum well then use the camper knife he got you last year to threaten him into getting cute 3.5 year old niece a cousin to play with.....


I trust that should sort out your christmas givings on a very friendly budget of $0.

If b,c and d fail well then it might just cost you sperm and heightened responsibilities as you will have to resort to a.....

Happy hunting......

santa uko wapi?

soooo, what are the plots for the sikukuu?

I am thinking I feel like a good ol family christmas, soi'll probly be off to Vancouver to reunite with the ret of the Gikunda siblings..And i it just hit me...Gift ideas!!!!!!!!! it is officially festive season so christmas deals are already being yanked off of shelves these sides..And since i'm self admittdly the worst with gift ideas..i thought id ask u guys for help. so heres who I have to shop for..and the factors behind the choice

a) cute 3.5 year old niece (she so young she probly wont remember if it sucks haha)
b) 29year old fashioned baba semi-eccentric home onwer (thought kinda counts for him )
c) 28 year old sister in law techie, doting mom (theres this written law for inlaws that u dont have o go the extra mile ama?)
d) 25 yr old investment banking analalyst (he got me a knife(one of those camper ones!) for last christmas..so enyewe it migh be time for revenge)

so PLEASE chip in your ideas..keep in mind this young brother is on a student budget, so lets not get carried away.

tribulations

SUP GUYS! hola! que tal estas?jus tryin to practice the crap spanish i've picked up in a class am required to do.and we said 8.4.4. was useless.....happy 4 deno now that he's movin on up with em Ipod kids.damn wish i had one of those things.am stil in the era of pple who've refused to let the 'casette' go.
man am stressed.the semester is over so am tryin to cram my neglected reading into 2wks.then my statistics teacher threw us a curve ball.he wanted us to go and make a probability demonstration and present it in class,saying it'd contribute to 25% of the final grade. oh,did i say that he wanted us to do it on Java,even though only 2guys have done Java. so after causing that we cant be expected to learn a programming launguage in a week, and stil read for his cryptic course, he settles that we can use any program as long as we present it.so here i am hunting the web for a demo. any ideas?
hows everyone?damn that burnin undies thing was a killer!nice one vikki.
will be goin down to coast over Jamhuri, and will stay at Severin. kina deno and chris will remember it as the hotel that was neighbourin wea we stayed. but ol'man wants to drive down, i think he found out abt Chris' pal the taxi guy! am surprised we didnt die, but wat would Deno tell Shiko's mum...
let me do this,wen i get a demo i'll sound the trumpet and y'all can join me 4viceroy and ol'monk with lemon rind cocktails!

The Da Vinci Code

Hey its me again, I have finished my last exam. I should be happy but am not.
Who has read The Da Vinci Code? If you have not I thoroughly recommend that you do. It is an adrenaline pumping thrill ride, full of suspense that keeps you at the edge of your seat. Best of all it's extremely engaging. In my opinion, not many books reach this high level of engagement, except Harry Potter 1-5 and other few books, Cina will agree with me on this.
However, this book is capable of making Christians and atheists alike mix their reality with the fiction in this book. I know my reality got mixed up, with the fiction, that I was so afraid. I had to stop reading the book for 2 days, until I was back to reality and my reality was that the book is... well... fiction.
Further, the first half of the book is overwhelming, with too much information being provided, that is too much too handle, for a small brain like mine. The second half is light and more enjoyable. I also found the constant interchanging of English words and French words a bit irritating. From the book, one can infer that the author appears to have his own personal grugde against Christianity, which I did not like.
I would also recommend that you watch the movie Quills-strange but very interesting movie set in the Victorian ages. Take care guys.

Hey Guys

Here I am again. Am bored just chillin' do to my exam. em well just have a good day and God bless.
Kibet: What law units do you do in uni or what areas of law are relevant in the Kenyan legal system? I need to know so that when i choose my electives, i can choose units which can help me in Kenya.
Deno: The haiku's were never graded by the way and what is BIT TORRENT?
Take care guys, God bless.

Thank God for Kenya

Hi guys, how are ya'll doing? am fine studying for my last exam, maritime law it is. Kibet is there maritime law in Main? do you do it as a unit or an elective?
Anyway, in one of my Theology tutorials, one guy was giving a presentation about refugees and theology. For his presentation, he brought a refugee from Liberia. The Liberian guy told us when the civil war broke out in the 80s I believe, his family was killed in front of him but when the guerilla soldiers tried to kill him, something mysterious at that time happened and his life was spared. So, he told us, he ran away to neighbouring Guinea where he lived in a refugee camp for 15 years, and then he got the chance to come to Australia. He said he thinks God spared his life for a reason and I see why. I just thought that wow! thank God that Kenya is a relatively peaceful country, even though the politics and the economy are mbaya. Look at Zimbabwe and Ivory Coast now? That Liberian guy has no home to go back to and he does miss his home. We are lucky we have a home to live in and to go back to, and that is Kenya. Guys, I thought that I should tell you this story. Please thank God for Kenya and pray that God keeps it peaceful. cheers

and just when i'd got one too!!

Shoot..if id only come accross this like 2 weeks ago before id made the switch..
Jobs better get his eyes on this
iPod vs. The Cassette lab test...

welcome baaack

kweli..I feel how mase felt to get back in the game!(much as i hate the catchy nursery rhyme-soudning track..)
Sadly I suck at multi tasking, and this week, last week and next week I'm knee deep in exams..and i havent been able to kep to my usually(?) consistent blogging habit.(for some LUCKY reason i get to be stressed earlier this year wohoo) final papers and presentations all tighly bound into this explosive potent mix that almost seems like its meant to make a nigga go absolutely bananas..

I'm holding up thus far..by the skin of my teeth albeit. I feel so much more of an apprentice entrepreneur than an engineer this sem. last week alone i feel like ive done an MBA three times over or so - perfecting my skills in time-pressured commnication(sending bits and peices of assignment over msn hehe),gracefully but subtly yeilding to highly unproductive group members, handling mass amount of paper and electrnic documents, surviving on noodles and mchele for like a week, leadership through delegation (basically sold my project idea to a friend), meeting with industry folk and begining to fret over how soon u'll be in their place(they didnt seem like a veyr excited bunch - and they were in a game development studio!).

On the flip side..some rather pleasant moments were had lasst week too..I aced on of my midterms that i wasnt expecting too..one of those nice surpises like going to the bathroom in a restaurant and coming back to find the food you ordered waiting for u..wierd analogy i know. I got to be regarderd as the 'superstar for this course' this week, despite the fact that i can only attend 33.3% of all classes(i have another course the same time).

Additionally i got what u might call a rather sexy return on my investment on a new computer this week. This has been a moment i have waited long and patiently for...and my mkebe of a dell desktop has not made it an enjoyable wait either - nonetheless the rugged DELL 2100 celeron 855mhz has served me well for he past three years..he's a retired general now..he willl become my dedicated slightly overcapable tenge...
When i laid my eyes on this hottie right out the box...why lie I got a hard on.
This sleek white Mac OSX powered thing is a gem. If this is what it feels like to be cool, i aint going back! she's is incredibly easy to use, and just a delight to look at. Steve Jobs jobs is not paying lip service marketing this coolness factor - this is value for money, however skewed my value system is. SO far this week she has been on my lap all day everyday hehe..

I once blogged about those annoying ipod kids on my campus grounds in the early days of VI, who'd have thought i would turn into them so soon???

B4 I forget, take a look at the kenyan blog-ring link on the blogs of interest at the sidebar..The goal is to introduce Kenya to this phenomenon..slowly but surely...
Yu can play your part right here..but this is another inherent beauty of blog-comunities..U can contribute , here, there everywhere. Communities , just like relationships, are built through willful contribution alone. Whats your role in the community? everyday u get a chance to define it!

Let me get some rest and hopefully I'll make it through this and next week alive.
Hope u are all being productive in whichever corner of the world u are in..

one love.

The Burnt Underwear

WARNING: MAY CONTAIN GROSS AND OFFENSIVE MATERIAL. IF YOU THINK YOU WILL BE OFFENDED, DO NOT READ THIS BLOG. FOR THOSE WHO CAN STOMACH IT, I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT. This is my disclaimer, so if anyone gets offended I am not at all liable.

hey guys, missed ya'll this weekend, but unfortunately, it's very quiet again. Am ok, just finished my 2nd exam-torts exam, Kibet might know what I am talking about, it was on negligent misstatement and trespass to land. Am feeling a bit down since i did not finish the exam. there was too little time. However, I want to tell you guys a very gross story. My friend has given me authority to tell the story, as long as i withhold her name.
Anyway, my buddy had 2 mboff underwears, but she also had a pack of 20 brand new lovely underwears, which she never wore. I think she was attached to the mboff uws or something. It was winter at the time, so clothes take like 3 days to dry if you do not have a clothes dryer and she did not.
So, the day before she had gone clubbin' and slept at some chic's place. She had an early engagement the next morning. When she went back home in the wee hours of the next morning, she had a shower and washed the uw she had been wearing. She went to get the other mboff uw but found it was wet. She was then in a dilemma of "Do I still wear the mboff uw or open the new pack of uw?" She went for the former, so she had to look for a way to dry the mboff wet uw. An idea struck her mind-she had seen some Aussies on TV, using the microwave to dry their stuff. So that's what she did, she put the mboff wet uw in the microwave and set the microwave on high for 2 minutes. I think she thought that was the best idea she had ever come up with to solve a problem. After the 2 minutes elapsed, she went to get her 'dry mboff uw' but it was not so. The mboff uw had been cooked, fried, steamed and boiled in the microwave. Well I did see the uw she kept as a token for me to see. That was both gross and funny at the same time, I checkad for days.
Cheers guys.

what the?

what the hell are we supposed to send to this email? viki 

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hey guys how is everyone doing?em just wanted to tell Kui am not on msn-the uni closed the connection, maybe for security purposes. however, my cell no. is +61421204296, we can talk in private then, is that ok? ok.

Take care mates, cheers.

Kenyans and our comfort zones

U know its only in our mother land that we rant and rave then go back to doing things the way we did before our explosive outbursts. U see guys have been cauzin wow about the astronomical ngata prizes but u cant gather enuf support for mass action. Like that thing Kibet was telling me abt skiving MObil and the likes, it worked well in Britain, but here guys are slow to their feet. This is one of the areas main campus student leaders and their mercenaries would fare well, without the car-stoning part......
Then the issue of the Kenyan dress. funny that we dont got a name for it, we just labelled it 'kenya uniform'. Kinda reminds me of the time some skirts came and bambad our mamas back in the mid 90s, now dont be shy we know y'all chics hav that thing somewhere at the back of ur wardrobe, ama it the thing you dorn after a nite of clubbin.....
i know am inviting the wrath of women, but thats VI 4ya!
todays fact; did you know that you cant sneeze without shutting your eyes.....?its to counter the explosive pressures built up, that can lead to explusion of air upto speeds exceeding 130kph.

confessions pt.1

hi everyone!gotta make a confession, no i have not sired any random kids in rift valley, Chris is alone on that!
u see that nice car (deno's gonna luv this part)...well its not real. It exists but i dont have the pleasure of keeping the keys and driving it home at night. if its any consolation,it is one of my dream cars. i still have the Sunny that we (wangu,kibet,chris....)made that death trip to baringo in.But why lie that baby can fly!!
Speaking of cars, nice to hear that sister's doin it for herself. congrats viki on the car,klunker or not it gets u from point A to B so screw em! that tech of the gas pump also caught some of us unawares some years back so dont be embarrassed its the Kenyan in u. u know us guys wont believe the tank is full mpaka tuione ikimwaga! but gosh girl, u have posted so much feels like i've been gone for mad years! keep up the syk tho! kinda shocked to hear u dont like clubbin....am not a clubfreak but i've been known to shake my touche preety damn hard up in the club ( gosh that sounds like am such a baba).
Sup Thomas!!!!was crackin homy?bin a while?man i've become fat,lazy and cant swim more than 2lengths bila needing CPR.
man Kibet has hit the nizzle on the hizzle...the shizzel wit de pizzo is crackalakka!ok got carried away by Snoop....that biz of boycotting Mobil,BP/Shell is a plot i have played my part and fwded that vibe allova dawg, but on my way to uni its Shell that sells the cheapest ngata. plus they make things worse this stations,by contaminating the ngata so ur car coughs and grinds to a halt. Am sure u guys saw that story in the press about 100s of cars that got messed after fuelling at some funny unbranded petty.....point being dont fuel where the attendants spit at ya when u holla for a receipt!
for all those who missed the coast plan last time pole to rub it in....am goin again!!!!got an offer to go down on my bday.....(subtle hint...) for a week all expenses paid for. eg all the keroro na manyake i can stuff, plus pleasure of watchin the Arsenal-Man.U game at Bob's. Man.U kicks ass!!
by the way chris and deno, Vicky sez a big up to ur asses.she couldnt believe the syk chris had for the hang...ie splitting on us for a chic+joint...nice combi tho. she luvs u guys coz now she cant get enuf of double gin and tonics.
gotta blaze but dont worry......the squirrel never scratches its behind in a maize field.. jiunge nami tena kuwaelezea uchambuzi huo. mimi ni wenyu Nathan Waweru, nikiripoti kutuko Naiiiiiroobi, kenya!

PS; imagine Sigei is goin gangho implementing that silly rule ati bars should close at 11pm, plus not allowing kina club Caltex/Mobil!!!imagine,,,lakini hata akifunga bar.....

in from the cold

ok b4 i start verbal spewin, someone pliz tell me how i can view all the nice pics u guys are posting. I AM NOT SHY TO ADMIT HAVING BEING OVERWHELMED BY THE TECH! someone pliz.....hold me

lamentations

Is it just me or does progeressive soudn like some people blowing their own horn??? Do I sound bitter? If I do its because i am. I am jealous of all the wonderful bloggers on this site. Especially since my blogging has become so below par I'm embarrassed to sign my name on it... however I did find something thought provoking that someone else wrote which I must share with you since it'll make life seem that much more managable. It seems releveant not only to those outside of this country but to those here as well your journey is still just as real.His name is Ben Okri and I can't commend or recommend him enough to tall you litelarists if such a word exists but join me would you for a fefw moments of inspiring thought. Here it is


To an English Friend in Africa

Be grateful for freedom
To see other dreams.
Bless your loneliness as much as you drank
Of your former companionships.
All that you are experiencing now
Will become moods of future joys
So bless it all.
Do not think your ways superior
To another's
Do not venture to judge
But see things with fresh and open eyes
Do not condemn
But praise what you can
And when you can't be silent.

Time is now a gift for you
A gift of freedom
To think and remember and understand
The ever perplexing past
And to re-create yourself anew
In order to transform time.

Live while you are alive.
Learn the ways of silence and wisdom
Learn to act, learn a new speech
Learn to be what you are in the seed of your spirit
Learn to free yourself from all things that have moulded you
And which limit your secret and undiscovered road.

Remember that all things which happen
To you are raw materials
Endlessly fertile

Endlessly yielding of thoughts that could change
Your life and go on doing for ever.

Never forget to pray and be thankful
For all the things good or bad on the rich road;
For everything is changeable
So long as you live while you are alive.

Fear not, but be full of light and love;
Fear not but be alert and receptive;
Fear not but act decisively when you should;
Fear not, but know when to stop;
Fear not for you are loved by me;
Fear not, for death is not the real terror,
But life -magically - is.

Be joyful in your silence
Be strong in your patience
Do not try to wrestle with the universe
But be sometimes like water or air
Sometimes like fire

Live slowly, think slowly, for time is a mystery.
Never forget that love
Requires that you be
The greatest person you are capable of being,
Self-generating and strong and gentle-
Your own hero and star.

Love demands the best in us
To always and in time overcome the worst
And lowest in our souls.
Love the world wisely.

It is love alone that is the greatest weapon
And the deepest and hardest secret.

So fear not, my friend.
The darkness is gentler than you think.
Be grateful for the manifold
Dreams of creation
And the many ways of unnumbered peoples.

Be grateful for life as you live it.
And may a wonderful light
Always guide you on the unfolding road.

March 1991
Ben Okri

Moblogging here we come..

Hey folks. OK . not to break Viki's Very interesting thread/ train of thought that i'm sure many will soon respond to..(eehhheeeem Anto, Cina, Nduta, Shiku), just a quick addition i thought would be super cool..(ok yeah its finally dawning on me that i'm a geek after all)..

So your probly wondering what this 'moblogging' is all about. Basically its bloggin from your mobile device/cell, in those moments that absolutely have to be captured instantaiously on cyber space..u know..that ka time when u just won the lottery, or when u just got that new great job, or when u kissed someone and it sucked, and u just had to tell the world (no not really, but those of us who care here at V.I.).

So this is how you'll do it. you'll send an email to our secret Virtual insanity email address, which will be instantly(or not so instantly) published.
How can you send an email thru SMS? well for those of u on the mighty SafariCom, heres how.

And wheres the email address that we should send it to? well i wouldnt be very smart if i put it here now would it..so just log on to blogger and u'll find it where u type in your blog..

This has never really been done before, and i'm really anxious to see how(ir IF) it will work esp since i'm bila cell. so go on..make my day.....(its only a Kobole to make me smile..I'm that easy to please).

cheers. This techie(soounds much nicer than nerd) needs rest.

Marriage Fever Part 2

Deno and Chris are you siding with those tubuddies of mine eh? Kumbe nyinyi mnanichekelea pia? Sawa tu. (jus kidding). You guys bana there is a bad shortage of jamaas here in Perth, drought kabisa. Mpaka when a new Kenyan jamaa lands in Perth, chics home on him like a swam of bees. Like I've semad, all the good Kenyan ones here in Perth wamechukuliwa. Am afraid to go 'international' you know Zambia, Zimbabwe, etc etc. i love Kenyans and anything Kenyan. Na waAussie aiiii... WaAussie hapa ni wapsycho, honestly. The chics who've gone out with Aussies always end up breaking up with them and the reason..."you African girls are not adventurous enough..." ( i'll give you guys a hint. Adventurous means handcuffs...leather whips and I leave the rest to your imaginations). Ama they stalk you. My friend was stalked by an Aussie bana it was no joke she was really freakin' out. So, you see my problem, nipate prospects wapi after I've finished uni?
Cheers.

Marriage Fever

My exam is in like 15 minutes now. What the bloody hell am I doing?
Anyway, this thing about marriage... I was talking to Shifta the other day and telling him that so many of my friends are getting hitched (3 in Kenya, 3 here in Aussie).
So, some of my male buddies were laughing at me, telling me I need help coz ati I have never fallen in love and i've been single since i ever stepped into Perth(it's been my bloody choice to be single). They then started to sema that am 22, by the time I finish uni i'll be 24, then i'll do my articles for 1 year so i'll be 25. Ati and coz all the single Africans here are not worth it, the good ones have been taken, I won't have a relationship here, ever. Then ati i'll kaa in Aussie for like 2 years trying to pata cash tusaidia me mother coz she's sacrificed lots for me (love you mum), so i'll be 27. Then i'll rudi Kenya have a relationship and break up, then i'll be 28. By 28 my biological clock will be ticking to its final phase. I was soo pissed off with them. Kwani who do they think they are planning my future like that? By the way these tubuddies of mine have been tormenting many 24-27 year-old, single Kenyan chics about marriage and not getting the right guy. They are also very pissed right now.
However, wise, wise Shifta gave me some advice...He told me that these things should not scare me, I don't have to rush....coz all good things come to those who wait. Hope he is right.
Is marriage fever hitting other places as well?

Karibu wageni

Cina, Shiku, Anto na Nduta, karibuni sana. Kwa nini watu wamenyamaza?
Am doing my first exam in 30 minutes and am here andikaing a blog. God help me. I am not even doing my last minute reading. Blog members pray for me, am not looking forward to the exam.
have a good week guys. Cheers.

e.review of the day..

I am always amazed at my good friend's insitence on Listening to the mainstram of mainstream music - top forties type music. I mea doesnt she get the same buzz from experiencing something others dont even know exist?? I mean i think thats probly why i dig underground hip-hop or soul.... My friend thinks i'm jumping on the popular university student trend of counter-culture: conforming to non-conformance.

Interesting hypothesis, but its beside the point..I write to introduce to the next big thing in R&B. My hope is that he doest get marginalized to the mainstream, but given his appeal, its only inevitable. John Legend is the chosen one, why lie. First time i heard him crooning on 'used to love u' I wasnt ati moved, but i was curious. After listening to the rest of his album a few weeks ago , that was it. He's got the Denis seal of approval. Vocal prowess, Lyrical content(hes a song writer), and general vibe(you know its a winner when u find yourself trying to figure out the words of the track in the shower). Highly recommended listen for anyone who appreciates non-mainstream music.

This is not just any seal btw..same seal that 'discovered'(haha a few months after clive davis i guess) Alicia Keys, Jill Scott, and Kanye waaay before they became the musical icons that they are today.

He's so good, I'm actually going to BUY his CD. enuff said..skiza some snippets of this guys talent here.

Nairobi

Ati bar at 3?
we're a generation of
young drunks, auwi?!

Nairobi

Here's my haiku. I hope it's really a haiku in 5,7,5 form.

Grey, dusty,dirty
Congested but full of fun
With hot hot men

Cheers.

haiku Nairobi

OoPs I mistakenly did a 7,8,7 haiku heres my 5,7,5 I counted the syllables on but as two forgive the forcing

Good Better Best
But When You Meet a Cop
Toa Chai Jo

Nairobi

Beautiful the night lights
They however cannot hide
the memory of its gloom

Haiku Contest: Nairobi

Doesn't the sound of
kenyatta market nyamchom
with tusker, rhyme well?

tuna wageni..toa biscuits na juice..

Before i get to the heart of todays thread, ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together ...Drumroll please....

for the two very beautiful,talented, most recently diagnosed virtually insane..Anto Shiku and Cina!!! So go on folks..dont be shy..Follow in Viki's steps..not sure you'll be able to keep up, but u can most definitely try. I have to make your entry as public as possible so that you dont disappear under the radar and feel obliged to contribute..(no one said this was going to be easy hehe). rules? only one: there are no rules. so go on.. let it out..

OK its late but i have a suggestion for all those non wimps who are game. I propose a HAIKU contest. Those of u clueless folk who shouldve been paying more attention in your lit/poetry classes can read up here. here are the rules:

TOPIC: NAIROBI
Start date: Saturday 13th November

End Date: Monday 15th November
Submition: Basically your haiku should be a new thread on the blog with the title "Nairobi"

Voting: On a scale of 1 - 10, audience shall add score as a comment. when voting for a haiku use whatever criteria(or cobination of) u like..humour(viki would win hands down), structure, flow, nature of ideas, etc.

Limitations: None. Can be any Kenyan language ( as long as you translate anything beyond English and swa ). Can be on anything as long there is some relation to Nairobi. More than one submition is allowed ofcourse..

Prize: Bragging rights for the life of this blog. And most worthwhile..respect from yours truly..how can you say No to that?

for All those in favour, kindly register by typing "I'm in" in the comment box for this thread, just so that i see how many of you are procrastinators like myself..(NB this competition is best done when you should be busy doing something else..)

remember..this is only for the NON-wimps..(and all you old V.I. members dont let me down we are trying to impress our wagenis!!)

Help! my car's gonna blow up!

mlisema I keep 'em comin' eh? well here is another experience. Get ready, it will be a very long blog, not for the faint hearted.
I got my junkie car I think 4 months ago. So, am new at car stuff, in general. I really needed a car coz you can't get a nice job here in Perth, without having a car.
B4 I got the car, I used to rely on tumahandouts from guys. I used to call my friends to come pick me up from work. Alternatively, I would call a Taxi. Mind you, I used to get to work using 2 buses and a train and the trains and buses here stop unfortunately at midnight. I used to start work at 5pm and finish at 2am. (I used to work as a kitchenhand-serving food to about 2,000 people on a good day and washing, wiping and storing the 2,000+ plates after they are done-it was no joke). After finishing work, it was dark and scary and most of the time, I did not know how I would get home. I would just sit outside and wait for someone to offer to give me a lift. I hated asking for lifts from these junguus as an alternative, since they are really selfish people.
I used to get like $10 an hour, and the Taxi ride from the place of work to my nyumba, is about $40-$50. So, my salary was mostly used on the Taxi rides. I got so fedup, I just bought a car and I quit that jobo as well. I now work for the elderly, helping them around the nursing home hostel and providing companionship.
Anyway, that's not the story. I went to the petrol station last weekend to fill up my gas tank, as petrol was really cheap on that weekend. Like Kenya, petrol prices here have just gone over the roof. I went to fill up my tank with the logic that $20 is half tank, so, $40 must be full tank. That was not so. As I was filling the tank, the petrol/gas pump stopped removing petrol at $35. I wondered, kwani why has it stopped, anyway, I continued to force the pump to remove petrol, the $40 had to be used, there was no wasting. As it fikad $38, the pump kataad to toa petrol. I was thoroughly irritated, the $40 had to be used, yote! I continued to force issues. At this time, I was looking at the sky, thinking to myself, 'it's such a beautiful day, blue sky, birds singing....' To my surprise, I started to feel my jeans get wet. I knew I could not have peed on myself, no way. I looked down and I saw petrol gushing out of the tank and splashing onto my jeans and onto the ground. Just then I thought, "Woi Ngai fafa, I am finished, the car will burst into flames, no one can help, there's too much petrol on me and on the ground, ninakufa leo. I then started shouting, 'Help, help, help', and I was running around my car, throwing my hands in the air. Everyone was looking at me like I was crazy, but I was just scared out of my wits. The thought of losing the car and consequently losing my job was too much for me to bear. Someone had to help this 'crazy African' girl. Well, the petrol station attendant saw me running around my car, with my hands in the air and shouting for help, so she ran out. She looked stressed and worried at first, then her facial expression turned to that of utter amusement. She looked at me and she had that look,'what is this girl doing?' She told me to calm down and close the gas tank, with that kaknob thingi...oh you know what am talking about. She then poured water on my jeans, tushoes and on the ground. 'Is that all?' I asked in disbelief. 'Yes, you can now stop panicking, but the next time the pump stops removing petrol, it means that the tank is full, do not insist further. (She was explaining this very slowly, I think she thought am very stupid or something...well for those who are reading this blog, I have to defend myself...I am not, well......stupid) How long have you had this car?' she asked, '3, 4 months...', I replied. Another embarrassing moment for me.
That's the story hope you will enjoy it. Cina, I've seen your kaprofile. glad to see you're around. I miss you, write to me. Cheers mates have a good weekend and a good next week. God bless.

obwanga they are coming for you..

Haiya usiseme hukuambiwa...Hiyo mini studio yako..nakwambia utashangaaaa (sababu yangu ya kutumia lugha sanifu ni ili ni waconfuse mdogomdogo. Huskii hawa wadhi hawacheki...

lets jus hope for your sake they dont have a swahili translater at hand when they decide to begin the manhunt!

Bugger na Cock

I am here again...I may start to be an annoying presence, but I am just hooked (Kibet your prayers have been answered). I just thought I might tell you of one of my many experiences here in Aussie.
The Kenyan accent has been a source of embarrassment but more so, has been the source of my utmost pride. I still have the Kenyan accent and I wouldn't change it for the world, am a true blue Kenyan! Anyway, my friend and I went to the local McDonalds fast food outlet, a week after we had arrived here in Perth. We both wanted 2 medium fries, 2 cheeseburgers and 2 cokes. Here goes the story:

McDonalds check-out operator: Hi can I help you?
My friend: We want 2 buggers, 2 fries and 2 cocks...
McD check-out op: Sorry?
My friend: I said we want 2 buggers, 2 fries and 2 cocks...
McD check-out op: Could you please hold on, let me call the supervisor
(My friend and I are now reminiscing about how in Kenya we would have already got our tuburgers and our tucokes....at Wimpy..Mnataka nini? Tunataka bugger mbili na cock mbili. Ngonjeni dakika mbili nitawaletea....aahhhhhhh
McD Supervisor:(interrupting our happy nostalgic thoughts) Yes ladies, can I help you?
Me: We said we wanted 2 buggers, 2 fries and 2 cocks, how long does it take to get these things, what kind of restaurant is this, your service is so poor.......blah blah blah (am now pointing at the menu) that is what we want.
McD Sup: Oh oh you want 2 burrrrrgers, and 2 cokes, I get it. Your accents ladies. Where are you from? Anyway, I'll get them for you in a sec. However, the next time you order don't say bugger..it's an insult (it means idiot, bastard) and cock is a male hen, ladies, he he he (laughing himself silly).
Well I have never been so embarrassed.

Ok, well next week will be exam week for me. Then, uni will close and we'll have the summer holidays. I am not really looking forward to the hols because I know will be soo bored, I prefer being at uni. Yes, this might be hard for you guys to understand but uni is much more interesting than an Aussie summer holiday. Sometime ago I asked Kibet to suggest ways in which I could spice up the holiday or ways to kick out the boredom. I would like suggestions from you guys as well. The suggestions should not include going to the club (I hate clubbin') or getting a boyfriend (I really don't have time for romance...yet).

Wow, it's really raining heavily outside and it's summertime, beats me. Well, take care mates and all the best. Cheers.

Chocolat or V.I.?

hmm, i think i spoke too soon last time. I said i did not think that i would be a regular but alas!I am bloody hooked to the blog. I am thinking of ditching my daily chocolate intake for a daily intake of V.I. That is, replacing one good thing with another. Mind you, this is the most sweet, sweet cookie and caramel triple blend Nestle chocolate, and when it melts in your mouth it's like you are heaven, oh dear...aaaarrrrgggghhhhhhhhh (as Homer Simpson says). Oh hell, why should i ditch the sweet, sweet cookie and caramel triple blend chocolate, I think i deserve the two goods right? I know most of you are now drooling on your keyboards right now, i honestly am just remembering the taste of the sweet, sweet cookie and caramel triple blend chocolate, aaarrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh..............................

Anyway, did you hear that the teaching of Mafia Studies has been introduced in a number of Italian Universities? So, what are they going to teach? How to kill 101? Interesting course to introduce to University don't you think?
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And Deno, I have become quiet. I have gone through alot of shit here in Aussie, that i just became reserved, but these shitty experiences will perhaps be revealed in due time. Charlene, i really missed you too.
Anyway mates do take care. till tomorrow, cheers.
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Is The Worst Vice Really Advice??

Someone pretty intelligent (at least in my assesment) told me that once and i'm beginning to realise just how true that might be.

I've got one problem in my life and that is my ability to churn out good ideas alot of the time. I mean gimme a situation and more often than notI'll find a way to make it work either for money or for something equally valuable. However my problem is I have soo many of these flying around my head it takes time for me to settle on to one idea. In fact most of the time I am soo confused I lose them all.

Anyway I finally did and was doing pretty well with it until two heads became too many cooks.

It hit me as I was contemplating coming to work today that although my main reason for the pause on the follow up of my idea was the new job and settlement, I found that I am feeling under presssure to pursue other goals instead of my original plan. I guess since most people are unaware of what i have brewing in my head they find it necessary to advice me on what I should be doing with my life right now and I'm all confused now. So many ideas and so many inputs and unfortunatlely they've all been good ideas. Not being one to put good ideas to waste, I've been trying to find a way to do everything at once. Well that was until this afternoon when I realised I have to live Kui's life. I need to do what seems right and feels right to me because thats when I'll give it my whole heart and soul.Thats when the sacrifice will come easily and thats when I will succeed.

I donnu why I felt the need to share this.

Maybe just to demonstrate to VICKY that indeed random inconsequential thoughts are what virtual insanity is all about

RE: thank you

You sure know how lay on that charm on pretty thick dont ya!! must be all that sun in Aussie..hehe..on the real, I found your polite approach to your first blog refreshing novel..

but allow me to comment:

1) This is a Blog and not really a forum. Dont mean to be a grammer bitch..but the main distinction here being there is slighly less order than a forum, and that new threads are completely randomn and a lot easier to start. I found the wikipedia commentry on the history of blogiign(see link) quite interestng..great to be considered as one of the original surfers of the blog wave!

2) Throw your politeness out the window! V.I. is built on the very essence of free speech. So rest assured you will not be offending anyone by speaking your mind..basically what i am saying is..dont conform to the tone of the blog..Set the tone. That goes for all you other New York times editors hehe.. I think some of the most thought provoking blog threads have been out of the blue, and been based on unique ideosyncratic tendacies/insights of the author. Follow suit.

3) You can get a great headstart of what we have been talking about since we began this whole shindig by sororaing the previous posts section on the sidebar on the bottom right------------------------>

4) I dont believe for a second that you are quiet..it may have been a while..but you dont seem the queit type..(that didnt quite come out right..but u know what i mean)..so shout out!

Now..I'm the one who should be thanking all those of you who actually cared to wish me a happy birthday..Incase your wondering if it was a happy as it should have been..wellll not exactly..I learnt the painful consequences of procrastinaition...I had a term paper to work on the ENTIRE night. It fikad 5 in the morning and i was not even half way. It was terrible i tell you. Aweful feeling. Especially when the idea is not gelling together..each new sentence is a mental everest to climb..(pressure and sleep depreviation dont mix). I havent felt that way since those dreaded mornings in Std 2 or 3 when I would be doing my homework on the staircase at 730am(of the due day) or at the back of the car driving to school!!! lol more than half of the time your concentrating more on which excuse sounds better than on the actuall gibberish you are scrbbling down...then vuump ! my old lady speeds over a bump and I mess up the entire text book!!!! dooooooh!

Anyway..11 and some odd years later, aint nuthin changed but the homework!!! Anyway handed it in shingo upande earlier leo..but wasnt too pleased with myself.

Meanwhile..I am getting very worried with my eatig habits. One meal a day if i remember to eat..and its not the healthiest stuff in the world either .. Woi If theres anything i could have..I mean anything right now...(yaani if a genie popped out of a bottle my first wish would be ) A Mbotch!!!!!! Ok so im a spoilt brat..but hey..I'm a product of my childhood environment. My cohorts here at school can never get over the fact that we hav e 'slaves' in kenya..lol try what i may I can never convince them that the word is Househelp.. anyway..Patrick (our AMAZING cook back digz) if you can hear this.. I need u!!!! I miss your kuku and kunde?!

Anyway..jolted back to reality by one of these annoying invincible fruitflies that have become so comfortable in this crib..maze ud think they were lipaing rent these days! Eish wacha i sort this place iout it is a mess...

OK now im just rambling on thoughtlessly(which while fun sometimes) can become a not so fun for those reading...If youve read this far, i hoe its not just out of pity hehe..

One love.

Thank You!

I would like to apologise for not showing my gratitude earlier(well yesterday), which I strongly believe that I should have, so here goes. I would like to thank you: Dennis, Charlene, David, Kibet, Nathan, Wangu, Rachel, Brian, Thomas, Chris and Angie, (and any other person I have forgotten to mention) for allowing me to grace the V.I. forum with my 'royal' presence.
It will take me some time to make regular and substantial contributions to the forum because: Firstly, I yet have to understand the concepts or ideas entailed in the forum articles. Secondly,I have become a lady of very few words. Finally, I would like to understand what stories or opinions that you people have and like, to avoid being an offensive presence.
All the same, when I do get over 2 out of 3 of the above obstacles, I hope to make my contributions as regular, interesting (am not interesting though but I'll try) and as insightful as possible.
Incidentally, I would like to say that the individual articles or contributions made to the V.I. forum are of a very high standard. The level of writing in most articles is very impressive, I must say. You should all seriously consider writing for the New York Times or the London Daily, and not to forget, our Nations and Standards. Keep up the good work, mates!
Again your comments will be highly appreciated.

where is SABABADY!!!?????

lol! Same question. Where is Sababady? He's been quiet for quite some time. U there?

Wangu as well should get a spanking!

nuff hating

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.pole abt that.Shifta,its a Subaru legacy GT wagon with 2-stage twin turbo,17in henkel rims, with a Powerboost exhaust and muffler, kitted by auto evolution. The car next to it is an Impreza owned by a chut thats been souped up more that i can describe on this.
yani i've been looking for this wangu chic for so long am tired.didnt even know she had a bday bash.anyway gotta run,for my spanish tuition.
hate the game deno, not the playa......
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ok enuf hating

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princess viki from Aussie...It's been long....

oi mates how ya goin? am writin from the land down under, as some of you know. how are you guys? its been so long mates.i've been wondering how youse been doing. em em em em...i don't really have much to say at the moment, youse know am talking to most of you after 1,2,3....yeah 7 bloody years. so please feel me in on how youse guys are i'd really like to know. well mmm ciao mates.talk to youse soon. (don't hesitate to comment, i really need some comments to feel a little bit welcome. thanks guys.) Sorry, Deno...but how do you put posts in your profile page?

sweet change and a great promise- join me?

You all jua how i have never, well- i dont remember ever having any pleasant thoughts bout my campus. I finally have something nice to say bout it. God will probably strike me with lightning if i dont blow my horn kidogo- in praise of his intellectual providence, without which i'd probably be a retard! Our 3rd year results chucked last week and to my great astonishment i clocked a record (my personal uni best) 5-As, 4Bs, 3Cs and 1D. I'm still dazzed when i think bout it, THERE IS A GOD! So perhaps, graduating wit a 2nd Upper is not way out of my league. So u all who think that Kibet's a sharp dude- u were never wrong! lol!

By the way my guys, who's ever worn a bald head since your mothers stopped dictating your hairstyles? Its a very interesting thing to do. I'd been playing with the thought with my barber and we finally just amuad that the day had fikad. So i fungad my eyes and told him to let it all down. I laughed at the end result. I must add that a 'who's-the-man' euphoric feeling checks in after u surpass the fear of a bald head. U shld try it then post pics. Wangu's bday pics have one of my bald head and enormous (i recently learnt) and sexy gap! My advice... most important- get the bald head cut on Fri, so that by Monday the hairs have started sprouting.

Has anyone read the Drum magazine- last week's or is it this months issue. The one with Gaetano (Big Brother Uganda) on the cover. Its a must read. There's an article on Kenya's new millionaires about 8 guys (dude and chics) who are millionaires before their 30s. Truly inspiring i must say. The youngest among them was a chile who's only 25 and she's an account manager at UUNET- and i used to say that employment is a bad thing!??? Anyway- now am sure that there's hope- the first guy to make a million among us shld throw a bash and invite us all. Good pact, dont u think?

I'l start- when i make my 1st million, i promise/ undertake to throw a party (for u all whole be in the motherland). Who's joining me?

Picture worth more than a thousand words!!!

koi copy
Originally uploaded by kuiwamaina.

I always though I shoudl shout it on the rooftops. Denis you make me happy, Happy birthday.

Wangu's birthday pics

These can be found here not many but you can tell we had fun


Happy 22nd Denis....keep that smile on!!

Class of 2k5

Sup folks..Hope all is well. I have a pretty bad weekend, so ma make this quick...need your help:

Need to pick a grad photo..and coz i'm so vain, i couldnt pick any good pics out of a set of 12 - what can i say..I dont hate..I conratulate . Take a look at one POSSIBLE(oooh its far from over) member of McGills Class of 2k5 .

OK so u can have fun with this one..imagine you were so special as to recieve one of these as a wallet pic that you would show everyone who would care to look at what a wicked pal u have..fantasies aside: pick the image that bests looks like me, or rephrased, the image of me that looks best. Rate by indicating a score (1 - 5) in the comments section of the 3 best pics.

NB they came out a lot brighter..jus the scanner that sucks..
My grandkids are going to hate u if u play around with this one...

photos

. havent yet processed them but got some of me&nephew Hose but in the wrong format.did it with Paperfront scanner software, but will change and post at flickr (thanks Deno) he's my car tho......man tech is hard!
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May God have mercy on them

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. It's confirmed....we are doomed to a short span of joy.Enjoy now for tomorrow, Bush will destroy the earth and all that lives of it. Deno we're are so screwed! I didnt think americans could bite themselves in the ass again, but i've seen some preety weird things so anything goes. Knew Bush mite win with a small margin, Ohio was a shocker, didnt consider Kerry giving up.
now lets wait and see what dumb thing he'll do first:
a)go and try to make N.Korea stand down on nuclear power
b)say that Saddam was actually a minion in Osama grand plan
c)send more military presence( ill equiped ) to Iraq
d)take Michael Moore to court

on other matters, i have no idea wat man deno is talking about in his tech guide...pointers pliz?
PS: Some folks in Kisumu actually think that that Nyamongo village will be made a district of Illinois, on top of that, over seven kids born at the provincial referral hospital in Nyanza on the 3rd landed the names Barrack Obama. Jengs went on a drinking spree of that poison called SENATOR
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Preperaing for a WHITE christmas

Hope you like the new (temporary?) change....in timely democratic spirit I welcome any suggestions as to how ud like the blog to look..
Some slight technical difficulties are being experienced..so bear with us ehhhheem ..not so competent..administrators..

On a more pessimistic note..I just gave up watching the race to the american presidency..decided it was not worth me getting ulcers.... I scares me that the fate of the world will be decided in a couple of hours..and it frustrates me more than all the whining, mocking and disgust of our friend mr George Dubya will not change ONE thing in the outcome of this election. The closeness of this race just leaves me shocked at How divergent/skewed our views of leadership are. And one of us has to be wrong....sometimes its not that obvious when it appears so. maybe that redneck in a trailor park somewhere in 'bama' is seeing something I'm not.

Anyway all this rambling..lemme get to what you avid readers outside of North America and away from the Mind numbing media analysis have all been waiting for: my prediction....

Bush wins popular vote by negligible margin..
Bush wins Electoroal vote by not so slim a margin..
The end of the world gets oh so much closer..

One way or the other..we'll probly have found 'our' fate by the time you read this. God help us all.

VoIP is finally here..

Well truth is its been here for a while..but only intul recently have the big boys( a la sprint, primus, verizon, other baby bells and newcomers like Vonage) began the marketing gold rush and service offerings.

Adoption is a tough thing to do, even when the service is cheaper. Its a lot about the hassle of keeping your number, compromising on sound quality and getting into a headlock of a contract for something your not sure about..(atleast those are my reasons...). After significant reading and quering, such voices have won me over.

I, Denis Gikunda, for once am going to be an early adopter. Shoving aside my conservative approach to new technology, I a, ready to make the leap. Those bastards at Bell Canada have taken enuff of my chums anyway.

Vonage seems to appeal to me somewhat becasue of their aparent emphasis on software. some of the features like voicemail-> email(via attachment of a .wav file) are nothing short of COOL.

Making a big mistake? too late..minds made up!
I will give u the real lowdown on how good it is after 2 weeks of service.

NB Kui u better act FAST.

habari kwa ufupi

The summary for this week has been quite enlightening. Frustrating..yes but thats not new. It was one of those weeks that I felt took forever yet zoomed by as far as deadlines were involved:

Monday: big assignment due, and again, i cannot overemphasize this one...team work is a biatch. Bogged down by totally mismatched schedules, theres essentially no possible way to win in this scenario ive realisedm with either you or a combination of your teamates bieng the team 'bitch/mbotch'. Theres no two ways about it.

Tuesday: big midterm: end up doing half of a semesters learning in a couple of hours..amazing what the mind will accomplish under pressure. Midterm went ok..but 4 years have taught me atleast wait for the results to come out. I also how much i enjoy project/system design. At work (after like a month of working at this research lab) i finally realise What it is all these researchers do all day! Pretty interesting stuff ..right under my nose too! basically if a pill to counter the effects of aging pops on the market, my feeling is this lab will have set the precedent. Made me think that working for a Biotech company is actually looking like not so bad of an option..constantly being on the forefront of technology give me a bit of a rush..

Wednesday: All pimped out for my grad photo!! which unfortunately wont be here for anaa 3 weeks..so hold ya horses..but take my word for it..i felt good, so i mustve looked better. Plus we are in a age of photoshop so it wont really matter how the pics come out hehe..(there have been some extreme cases though!) More group drama. Turns out from a meeting that half of my team for tommorows presentation have NO clue one (as in have not even done the required readings) so..a lil red alert goes on in my kichwa and anxiety builds despite my feigned collected aura..Im thinking bloody hell..more preparation for me. Ah well a chance to look good infront of the prof...so much for teamwork in the faculty of management! Meanwhile in my other disastrous group(u know,,the one that had me cursing a few blogs back) finally have a sit down with the prof(under my recommendation) and he talks some sense into these jokers..unfortunately he doesnt want to break up the group, so instead he decides meeeh, why not make this a lil fun and 'survivor' -like : we all have the power to vote whichever member we feel is contributing the least. I seel my project proposal to them reluctantly, but efficiently nonetheless..So we meet kesho to build on it. A case of the times/circumstances making the leader(and not vices versa?)

Thursday: presentation day. Havent eaten a THING all day. Have half a KitKat bar right before the presentation to get a lil sugar in the system lest i collapse on stage..it worked great..not the most eloquent guy on earth..but hey..the ideas kept flowing. Turns out that high-sugar-before-an-exam theory might be on to something after all(basically sugar spurt in the system aides enhanced synapse reactions..a sort of high..lakini once the sugar level come back down..crash!..so just make sur eu have enough to last you the exam). My entrepreneurship class afterwords is GReat..our prof pretty much shafted us on our midterm, and in this clas we spent arguing with this enterprising market guru about how WE think porters five forces model should be used. This course is like an MBA compressed into 13 lectures..

Friday: polite. Jionis get all revved up for Chris's and Wanjiru's 70's theme bash. Pull out the Flayers and tight leather jacket and voila..shaft is reborn. Bash is a plot. Bombay saphire is One great bottle of gin.

Sato: nurse the hangis, scuffle to get some work done. Watch 'RAY' (ray Charles boigraphical flick for you those in living on mars) . Which is a moving epic of this great character. Quite ashamed i knew so little about the man considering his effect on soul, and R&B as distinct genre;s of music. Jamie Foxx absolutely Rips this role..if this is not a performance worht an oscar..I dunno what it. He gets right into ray's skin. Pity He's not alive to experience his the unleashing of his clone...Must see.

Time to exploit this bizarre phenomenon they call daylight savings and get me n extra hour of sleep!

one love,

Clouds

AS arbitrary as your our blogging patterns..

A Job seekers DIARY!?!?!?!

Hey all,

I've been gone for really wrong right??? Oh well if you had my last two weeks uyou would empathise
Apart from turning 22 the rest of my life has been quite hectic.22 can you feel teh age. David thanks I loved the card. Saw it on my first day of Jobo....and I just smiled and smiled sand smiled and even let out a little chuckle. Sorry NAthan and yes Denis the most wonderful guy I know remembered and beat you by a few days.........................

Ok so musch for all the sweet stuff. The Job seekers dieary seemed to have died a death.

Well after Kibet told me to get serious withthe job hunt, I didn't. Oh well I guess some things never change.
I guess my next tid bit of advice is be yourself.

I really wanted a job at a certain isp ....lets call it ISP DoDo.. SO I just ke[t reminding them i was alive and presently I got a call to go in on the 11th of October. So I did and found they were obviously not working it m\being Moi and all. Anywya we rescheduled to the 14th I gota na interview and was hired. Wow cool beans right???? WRONG!! Come the following day they were like no you come in Monday we'll discuss your tems and everythign and have your worstation ready then. So Monday i fika work they tell me what a miserable allowance they are offering me coz I'm on a trial period. But again I can't star that day., Work station bado si ready. Cool.Actually this was quite fortunate since on the Wednesday they offered me the job I dropped my CV of elsewhere. ANd the elswhere people gave me an interview on Friday. So come Monday they had called me for an interview with their general Manager so it was quite a relief I couldn't start at dodo yet. I go up to my interview speak to them and go home.

Tuesday Morning I'm roaring for work I fika I'm told where my worstation will be etc. And then the person I'm yapping to is called to some abrupt meeting.Shortly after she comes back and tells me sijui my workstation isn't ready AGAIN and due to internal issues I can't actually start work that day sijui she'll call me.the other people aslo called me and offered me an equally mearger income and their intern period was three months.

That is the last straw. I feel insulted. Anyway i go home and sleep. So after a lot of soul searching I decided to quit. Plus, I wroteto the other company and asked tehm to triple their offer if they expected me to join them. Obviously these letters were bith hamble and very sweet.,Just like me.

Surprise surprise the other people agreed to employ me on myterms. Thought For today:::: PRAY Just Pray It got me this far.
Anyway I'm stealing office time to write this blog so in case I get sacked yu guys better find me a new Job........


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Blog On

Paradox?

I think the joy in trading in stocks in the stock market is in the intrigue and suspense of not knowing the fate of your share the following and one may argue that trading in the stock market is to that extent a luxury only for the bloak who has further loot stashed elsewhere. The fluctuation of the EABL share price that Nathan cited [i cant confirm or deny- shan't pretend to follow the price of EABL shares- absolutely no spiritual/moralist grounds- i purposely avoid the morality issue] perhaps could be taken ambivalently because the downward movement of the price means that some guy who couldnt afford it a while ago, will now afford it- and for the company who's equity is being traded- its a plus because of the all-essential element of liquidity in the shares of the company which ensures that there's movement or trade of it's capital. Similarly for the guy who's already holding EABL shares at the time of the price drop, he is then afforded the opportunity to increase his shareholding at a reduced price and cross his fingers or rub his rosary praying that the price goes up. I believe that's also why EABL was forced to split its shares for the twin blessings of the primary and secondary markets- ie. a pseudo-fresh flotation of shares, while still increasing the bilateral trade of existing shares.
But for EABL selling an addictive drug in prime quantities... there's no doubting (i) that it will take much more than the 'Alcohol + careless sex = AIDS' campaign to slow down the pace at which my fettered and enslaved brethren [:) no offence to any die-hard beer fans!] sprint to the locals and upmarket pubs and (ii) that the share price will steadily rise, albeit with few ups and downs factored in by the harsh prevailing economic situation on the ground. (Man, i wish i was a top manager at EABL where the booze actually sells itself and i get paid for it)

Funny (commercial break)... you wont believe that i only learnt a week ago what 'keroro' means! And the jamaa who was enlightening me had a laugh! But where would Nonini surely expect me to pick up the word????

(At the risk of sounding like the absolute pessimist) Am not convinced that the split by EABL will benefit the small and/or new investor for long, because as certainly as i would get high on a sniff of cocaine- the price of the share will still definitely shoot up to the same astronomical figures in the shortest time. And u must take into account the fact that many dealers will not want to assist you to purchase the 30 shares that u may afford- many insist that the least they would be able to purchase is 100 shares. Ok... now as i continue to write- i feel more like an absolute pessimist/ pragmatist! My view is that, to purchase and deal in the trade of shares... particularly high cost shares like those of EABL and say StanChart, one needs to have his small fortune well stashed/utilised elsewhere with steady growth... whereupon the option of the stock market may be considered perhaps for the utilisation of the proceeds of these other chums or the loose extra chums that one can afford to lose in the event that the USA and our lovely IMF and World (God forbid) is swallowed by the ocean. But hey... thats why we need to invest in the small entities listed at the stock exchange- at least then, we can afford 500 shares at a go and gamble with it!

Anyone concurs?

Concoction of sorts

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Like i promised,am gonna get those snaps from coast soon,jus Vikki been siting on em then we can catch more of Deno hittin ma-poze and Chris lookin gone-gone.....
Man the EABL shares are doing well and looking very attractive all along. I have been tempted to get some in the past, and the share split now gives me a reason to commit. What scares me is the eratic nature of the share price. If Deno remembers, there was a time it dropped from 498 and reached an all time low,which if am not wrong was about 300. I studied the stock market as an investment rookie for my folks and realised that the share price graph of EABL has too many peaks and gutters,with a shockingly notable spike and resulting 'crash'. This seemed to occur after every price hike. Which has got me looking at them funny now that they are hitting the 528 mark.
But I do agree on the bit about what we do with our money as Kenyans. It is sad that we have inherited a drinking culture as a generation,and have cultivated it to a worrying proportion. I mean it always gets to me when i see guys at a bar,it jam-packed mind u,at 2.45pm on a wednesday or thursday. Dont get me wrong, I have no argument with getting keroro now and then, but guys are now making it dictate them. No wonder our economy is in shambles. We need to realize that our dreams will not hatch spontaneously from a brown bottle, but if we actively and delibarately pursue them from working hard and not doing hard work...big difference. Though i needed the wisdom of an elderly gentleman from the slopes of Mt.Kenya to realize this.
Away from the serious ol'man-vibe, hows everyone doing? A little bird whispered to me that Cowi's bday is soon. Till its confirmed when, am sure am the 1st to wish her a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY with the narrow exception of Deno (if this blog didnt remind him...)
this looks long....am out 4 now

lol..FGM had its merits...

haha calm down women..before you descend on me like a ton of bricks given the heading of this topic., I first DARE you not to laugh out loud at my man Oyunga Pala's view of The new world order: THis mans take on the game, while disturbingly accurate, is bullet proof..

indulge!

Have you heard?

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Originally uploaded by Stef Noble.

Anyone with the balls to call?? Lemme start saying my prayers....

18 shilling dividends??!!

Wow.Thats a whole lot of cheese for simply owning a share. Anyone with money better start getting cash ready for slice of the EABL pie. They are anouncing the green light to the second ever split of shares after Kenol earlier this year..essentially a stock split means they makes shares cheaper by redistributing the capital within the company first. Yaani if i had 10 shares worth 100 bob, and kbl splits the ordinary shares to now cost 20 bob, my stake in the company will now be 50 shares..makes the shares more accessible to common wananchi like myself...

Yaani this is one of those industries where everyones winning bana...(umm except for those poor houswives who have to endure hell at 3am). You only begin to fathom the sheer power of the EABL business model when you step into a bar in Nai on a tuesday 40.0pm mid-end month, and it is already teeming....
Wheres this cash coming from? what cash are these young-middle aged folks saving? But no ones complaining..noooo not even the govt..they just made 15.something billion last fiscal year from taxing EABL! The shareholder..man they are far from sad - When i left working at the NSE this summer, EABL ord. shares were closing at around 459 bob. My guy, they are at 528 in a couple of months, despite what my ex-collegues at the NSE are calling a market slowdown.

So now that I will soon be able to buy shares at East Africa's most profitable company, should I really? I mean just how much longer can they continue to churn out billions of shillings in revenues? Will the working pupulation get any smarter with their money? I sure hope so. But come to think of it si if i owned shares at EABL..going for B.O.G.O.F.(Buy One Get One Free at the carni wednesday b4 9..ooh good timeswere had in the summer!) would be corporate Reinvestment of profits to spur turnover ama???!! As if we need one more reason to jwap!!!

My point..not sure if I really have one in particular or many flying around. I know one thing. We have got to start getting smarter with our money as Kenyans. Just dont drink it away. I know i know srt of presumptious coming from me..my this capitalist dream that corporations have of infinite and boubless profit targets somehow leave me suspecting that it will be at someones expense.

An Interesting Read

. I have just completed the most wonderful book about sexual purity that I have ever read my whole adult life. This book qualifies as the best not because of anything else but its brutal honesty. It is titled 'I Loved Girl', by Walter Trobisch.
Unlike most books, nobody sat for a long period of time making up the words and decided how to phrase them. Or what would sound write. It is just a collection of correspondence between four people which begins with a confession and ends in discovery of Christ's love and true love. I am convinced that every unmarried African youth (or not) , and anyone who like me had wondered about where to draw the line, and even those married with children should read because they will need to educate their children about sexual purity at some point.
The beauty of a non rehearsed script is the fact that the questions that were asked were completely blunt. Myths about relationships were tackled honestly. Illusions about the permissibility of sexual relations before marriage are brought to light and tackled.
I can't really give this book its due credit but I do recommend you get it yourself and read it. For those of you who don’t like to read books I'll encourage you that its only a few pages long (108), and totally gripping I only bought it yesterday and I have already gotten through it. (yes Denis I know you are thinking that I read at an abnormally fast pace already so that's no leverage) Honestly its not a hard book to read so go on, buy it.

P.S With all the good books we've had mentioned in this blog I'm thinking we should have a book column, in fact I think I’ll get to it right now.

P.S. I love the pics thing Deno. Sheer genius now we can all see what an absolutely gorgeous time we can have together.
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Gun found at musicians house

Folks remember us making fun of feroze that last day of mine in nai at westlands????!!! lol..chungeni maisha..u might just get 'popped'...Nairrobbery the WORKS. Next time your getting carjacked at least make sure it not some 'g'd up' musician hehe..

the stuff they didnt teach us in std 5 GHC..

I was going to say haramberr or hitler, but thought that was a tad bit too harsh...
Soma this article on the Kenyantta administration and gasp in disbelief...

Ati lets go back to lunch??????!!
daym that was cold.

when God came after me

(hope none of you is a fanatical atheist... )

You know how easy it is to actually lose/misplace your bible... or have to search frantically for your bible on Sunday morning as u prepare to bounce to church... and how u can't possibly thereafter purport to have read your bible in the course of that week or month/year. (if u frequent church once in a month/year) Christmas believers! he h he.

This Saturday... on the one instance that i left the house... i got to the stage and as i was waiting for a mat and trying to let the rainwater drain off my jacket, some woman approaches. A pretty old lady who looks harmless, so i dont panic. And she politely asks, "Hello, do you mind if i share a verse from the Bible with you?"
Only God knows how flushed i felt in my mind! It hit me instantly how... the fact that i call myself saved and born-again (and all other holier references), really didnt distinguish me from the old man standing at the other end of the stage being 'accosted' by another Jehovah Witness lady, who i still doubt has a bible in his house. ( i have a number available at my disposal.) For the simple reason that my bible reading sessions had been squezzed out of my busy schedule.

Am convinced that God planted me at the stage at that opportune moment to communicate to me that i was really not being true to him and myself. And now, since then actually, i embark on a 'Meet the Bible Tour' where i aspire to make up for the lost ground.

Have a great week people... and find and dust those bibles!!!!!

a lovely weekend

hey guys... hope u all doing good. Pole Deno for the pin drop silence, been thinking quite seriously bout what get's 'my juices pumping' and i'm.... still thinking. Quite strange it is- that am not sure what exactly thrills me- meaning its been that long! since i was thrilled.

I dont jua what thrills me lakini... i jua what i call the perfect weekend. I just had one: a weekend spent in bed under the covers reading a novel. Man! i had a blast (not a blood-rushing blast; a kawa chilled out blast! he he) particularly because this novel that i'd been reading was finally taking shape and the characters, fully formed in my mind had taken life forms... motion picture, the works! The book's called PEACE MAKER by Gordon Kent- bout some covert US Defence project and loads of Navy vibe- and a pretty rendition of the events leading to the death of the 2 Presidents of Rwanda and Burundi (was it?) that led to the strife. Amazing tale! I could hardly put the book down to take a washroom break!

am currently having a plate of ugly red fries for lunch in the office... its a struggly getting through them...

nyway, the weekend was as cheap as they get and sadly ended faster than i hoped it would. Now a new week begins... and am determined to find out what thrills me... soul searching and pulling few stunts here and there. I shall report back!

Now i must bounce and dispose of the ugly plate of fries that is staring at me! The joy of fries- that you can get satisfied having touched half of it! Do stay alive people and blog on!

God's after me too

Kibet!
I soo hear you! I am a born-again Christian, and I love HIM and I dedicate my gifts and my life wholly to Him, but this weekend at a little performance I had, I realised that thats not enough, and Im not immersed in the Word and my whole life needs to reflect His love, and I really shouldnt have to say anything
I was singing 'The Prayer' and after the performance, this lady comes up to me and says 'I really hope you use that voice for the Lord.' and then she looked at me funny. so i say I do...and in my head im half cursing her for being 'judgemental' but as i was driving home, I started thinking to myself,
if i didnt have music as my ministry and an opportunity to share my beliefs and passion...would n e body really know that i was a Christian?
and to add to that how am i feeding my spiritual life, if im not even tasting let alone 'eating up' His Word?
so...God...yeah you got me! and im on it...and now Ive said that in front of a WHOLE bunch of people...so we got the accountability thing goin on...nitasoma!
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unfortunately for me, im not all that savvy when it comes to these million making ideas and entrepreneurship and stuff...thats why i keep people like y'all around;) emmm but i did find this article that i thought made sense... its about Africans and entrepreneurship..and whether its a possibility for us or not...
if u come up with n e SICK classy, cool ideas that u need implemented...i can do that. hook it up!
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What Makes Me Tick...

My heart........hahahh

what makes my heart race.
Well in all my years the pone thing that has made me reallyfeel great is going after something and getting it. I love accomlishing stuff. I like plannig something and hearing eople say oh that can't work and proving them so wrong. OR even myself sometimes I plan stuff I'm not even sure I can handle and just getting it done is a high enuff forme. I also love jsut putting a smile on someones face. Just the fact that my presence changed someones life is soo wonderful to me I'm not sure anything beats that feeling .


Hey Rachel welcome home!!!!!!

Where are you chris.. Yo know i miss ya

pins dropping...

haiya this silence is bothering me...There are waaay too many people on that list of contributors for one day to go by without a blog..i understand yall are busy but...
Still waiting for the rest of the responss to my post..
Most notably missing in action is WANGU!!!!! what corner of the earth mezad u..hope u aight. throw us some love!
THomas..i wont even get started.
Kibet..I got you.Patad your email..i will affirmatively confirm by end of next week if you permit me that amoutn fo time.
Chris..i know things are dhiiiick on the finacnial end..lakini holllllla.

and drumroll please..ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for irtual insanity's newest sensation..the bold..the beautiful.. Rachel N.!!!

Ok Rach..not that ive introduced you as bold..theres really no escape..your first blogpost is anxiosly awaited..(no pressure hehe). We want to know what you had for breakfast..that ka dude who hit on you in the mat, or how annoying u think that ad is. Toa stress, shout obscenities, spread some love, what you say when you have nothing to say...it dont matter..like phil knight sez, just do it. Blog! very therapeutic i promise.

Ok time for bed. wish me luck on my midterm folks..

me and some pals in canada

angie and chris

castles in the sky

.pole for the absence. deno, i know wat u mean about Lady Ent. she's nice and all oozing emotion,but like a black widow or a female preying mantis she can turn and bite u where the sun dont shine. After my business classes i was on a high too,but cant say it was better than sex, which i dont get much of any way....even started a business dealing with compiling legal documents, briefings and case studies. our overheads were looking ok.but like deno experienced, my business partners let me down. when ur goin into a deal make sure ur prepared with everything, including info on ur partners. take time to study them find out who they are then see if they're up to the challenge. this will also cut the image that u are thorough in ur undertakings. so now most of my ideas are in the "in" box in my brain gathering dust. but quoting Winston Churchill, "Never,never, never,never give up!" That by the way is the entire speech he gave a group of school kids(i think) who had been anxiously waiting for him for like yonks!
shifta, learnt the lesson the hard way too. always look at something and have faith in yourself.....gotta go mr&ms usiu pageant is tonite and guess we all know not to keep a lady in a red dinner dress waiting....cya all
PS: Tip of the day......dont play with matches!
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Thats it - Im in love

my new found love? Her name is entrepreneurship...i have them serial entrepreneur genes in me that are genotyping and blooming relentlessly - I am engulfed by business Ideas day in day out. My Entrpreneurship classes this sem are helping to keep my from pointless idealism and air castle building, and i feel like i am capable of lifting off into this neo-like flight into any entrepreneural venture...Only i am anchored back to earth by my relatively small but growing network base.

It begins with almost a an hour or so of mental toiling and undirected brainstorming. Usaully when you arent thinking of anything but thinking of a lot of things at the same time..umm not as eloquent as id like but hey u follow. Out of the blue, as I feed my kichwa with more input; news, articels,and of recently voraciously reading randomn blogs, a spark suddenly ignites the fire. The proverbial, cartoon-exploited lightbulb wakas, and there is a steep sudden crescendo of all your synaptic ends vibrating in choir-like unison: the combination of tacit understanding and conviction of your new found brilliance becomes somewhat palpable into a virtual reality for like a split second; it is an orgasmic feeling. Way better than sex. It lasts much longer too. I dunno. I think its just me.

It appears I am aslo less constrained by factors such as poor inital reception and competing ideas, i find my ideas adapting rahter fast and growing - a great feeling of adaptive learning. The dynamics behind proposal design and building a concept from scratch get my juices pumpin for real.

I just had the feeling, which is why i thought id etch it in stone here and sort of provoke a whole conversation on what gets ur Juices pumping. I would like honest answers in your own blogposts ..it doesnt have to be noble or smart at all..Jus curious what you'll get MOST excited about thats fairly progressive and uniquely personal. Nothing is an acceptable answer..with possible reasons why your such a boring person.(that cant be possible if your on the blog though)

Haiya..lets see whos first to respond..

there is nooo excuse

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i hope we all cool and have settled back in to school and all...bad groups, all niters and people who lose our exam papers included!
deno...havent tlkd to u in a minute..was with ur aunt and the lil cousins at church this weekend. They all well and are lookin good...growing up too.
its thanksgiving monday here in Canada and the thing thats been on my mind this weekend...is that
'whether we know it or not we have MORE THAN ENOUGH in our lives. Friends, family, food, wit, name it....we have been blessed beyond measure adn sometimes we have sooo much that we just let it go to waste...enyewe we are spoiled rotten! so lets all focus on giving thanks for what we have, what we dont have, what we want...basically for EVERYTHING! and dont let any of the things that u have go to waste.
i have to dash and finish a paper due keshos! but to everybody...HAPPY AND BLESSED THANKSGIVING!!!!

Lets Test My Hypothesis

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What Famous Leader Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.com

SO I did the test and I too was the great Abe so I'm thinking htis is the only dude these people actually have. So someone else do try it and lts see what happens

take a breather

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.hey y'al seems alot being going down.Pole Shifta i missed ur bday bash here...HAPPY BELATED! deno,wats ur paper about?maybe i can give u a few pointers,just to get u started. Abt ur grp mates, u gotta take it to them,be tough,make it clear its either u with me or against me. If all else fails,just report them to ur prof. Usually, am sure u know, u are being tested on leadership qualities and the prof will then be in the best position to recommend u. Hi y'all kina Kui and the others who dont talk....
gotta go now...trying to get cubes!

Truth or hoax...

What Famous Leader Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.com

lol after my frustrated rant...hehe that was fun

Curses

I am stuck in a group with absolute MORONs...morons morons morons morons monrons morons morons morons morons monons morons morons morons morons morons morons morons morons morons morons morons morons morons morons morons morons morons morons morons morons. I wANT OUT. CURSES. matter of fact. I am emailing the prof. call me a cop out..but i need to graduate - with or without them.

Had to let off a litle steam. theres plenty more where that came from. no such thing as teamwork alongside selfish, ignorant, childish,disorganised morons. I dont go without fault. I failed in my assumed leadership of this group. However this is a fast sinking ship, and you have to know when to jump out. Thats it .enough whining. I'm emailing my prof. too tired and frustrated to explain my predicament people.sorry.I'm sure your all smart and can figure this one out.

Ok. back to my paper that i am experiencing tremendous writers block with. Anyone know of anyway to special tricks to get back into writing form? I'm as coherent as a...here u go. my pont exactly.

Hopefully someones life out there is more pleasant than this.

Dear Shifta...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHIFTA a.k.a. ISIAHO.

May you a live a long and jail-free life!!!!!

Mad Love,

Charlene, Kibet and the rest of the crew (yes... Dennis et. al- u can squeeze in right here!)

SALAAMS

. Wsup good people,

Rachel Njuguna (we are in the same campus) says a great wassup to yo'all. She adds that she mailed some two punks (namely, Dennis and Chris) and she's chilling for some response!!!! ha ha. I advised her accordingly- that it might be a long wait! ha ha.

Anyway, she says wassup! I'l hook u up wit her email address soon.

Blog on!

Job Seekers Diary -ctd

I can hear you all going FINALLY. Yeah so I slacked of after two weeks of job hunting. To be honest I started a project on the side of my job hunting which took up all my attention. However apart from taking up all my time it gave me a clearer idea of just where I want to work. So with this new info I am armed and ready to attack anywhere that even suggests they do what I want. Which is ISP provision if ya’ll have contacts in these areas please let me know. Anyway I’m back in Nairobi this week so Nathan you best hola t me especially because my cousin is also entering the Miss USIU contest.In fact the express purpose of my visit is to deliver the outfit she will be wearing for the Evening wear section. I might come support ya’ll but I’m home alone with my bro this weekend so probably not.

Ya’ll be good now you hear.

P.S to all you rude people who read Denis’ blog to his babe…..hebu you watch your backs I’m on the case…(be afraid be very afraid)

DRE's final album?

WolOLO...what can i say...I am salivating for this album; I'm probly the last Dr Dre enthusiast
to hear about this..yaani his "the chronic" follow up album: The detox. Considering 'dre 2001' is still a classic 3 years down the line..How how is this going to be? dont want to get my hopes up too high. We are only talking about tthe greatest hio hop producer the industry has ever seen. no dabate here...(i already feel guilty about downloading the entire album once its available in the pleasantly dark underworld of Bit torrent..)

What Makes a Supercomputer Super?

Had fun reading
this....
Intel, IBM, Apple seriously need to hire this guy. Jobs,Palmisano, Gates..listen upp!!!