And I quote

"The effect of such a long 'rehab' is that i dont know what to talk about now that i'm back.."

For a guy with nothing to say you sure have outdone yourself. I may not be speaking for the whole of VI but your absence was surely felt.

However, the reason I came in to day was not so much to welcome the prodigal home but to vent about TOOTHPASTE ....I know what is with me and toothpaste anyway.

Anyway, this morning I go into the bathroom to spruce up on my dentures and find we have yet another deviation in the close up range in our bathroom...its is now official that when it comes to toothpaste we are definately consumers...I mean can't we just stick to traditional white colgate?

So I open the blue(somehing good at least blue is my fav colour) close -up I believe extra whitening tub, and onto my toothbrush slides a light blue gel with thousands of dark blue, white and lighter blue speckles(yes Denis I'm sure they must have names like azure or sea blue or whatever...but your the expert here no?) If anyone has seen facial scrubs, exfoliators and the like well thats what it looks like.If you haven't, get a girlfriend or visit the nearest department store.

The whole time I was brushing my teeth I wondered who it was that thought i needed them scrubbed ??????? What happened to bristles and their efficiency??? What is the big deal with toothpaste anyway ??????!!!!!!?????

It really is an insane world...