I HAD A FLING AND IT WAS…

Just when I thought that chocolates could no longer satisfy my sophisticated palate, the makers of Maltesers introduce Fling into the Australian market. Fling has not received massive TV advertising like Nestlé’s Kit Kat and it fails to be as fancy or as eye-catching as Cadbury’s Cherry Ripe. This simple yet delectable chocolate is plainly delivered in a white wrapper and worded in red.
So, why am I dedicating this blog to Fling chocolate? Is it because I have a lot of time on my hands? No, not at all. It is because I have not tasted a chocolate this good in the past 2 years. Being a chocolate connoisseur myself (yes I tend to believe I am, as I have tasted almost every chocolate in the market, specifically, the Western Australian market. Inclusive of those deliciously pricey, hand-made chocolates, made in one of the most famous wine regions of Australia (Margaret River), I think this is one of the best. Ohh…the taste is just orgasmic (for lack of a better word)-one bite and this smooth and creamy confection, made my taste buds start to party like it was 1975. I have never tasted a chocolate that has the ability to immediately melt in your mouth. In tandem with its ‘instant melting’ capacity, crispy chocolate and wafer pieces burst in your mouth creating immense heavenly pleasure.
Even at this very moment, my mouth has an insatiable need for Fling. I can’t stop thinking about you Fling…
















Oh sorry. I almost forgot that I was writing a blog. You can now imagine how good Fling is.

Said in a seductive whisper: So, if Fling is in your region, just GO AND GET IT! If I am not wrong (and I am never wrong about chocolates), Fling, this divinely mouth-watering chocolate, will be worth your while.

Not said in a whisper. In fact it is said with fake sympathy, that is, fake 'woiyee, I wish I could send it to you': If it is not, well muhahhahhahha, I hope I have made you feel like you are or have missed something necessary in your life’s journey and I haven’t. LOL!

Seems like I am not the only one…