Business School...yes I'm getting an education

So I've been of this blog for literally ages. i.e not posting anything. Well today having 9 assignments that must be done and submitted within the next ten days I was reading through my course notes and found a poem I must share.

Its a pity its anonymous but is so described my utter frustration with management that I would love to give the author a big fat kiss:

The Creation

In the beginning was the plan
and then came the assumptions
and the assumptions were without form
and the plan was completely without substance
and darkness was put upon the faces of the workers
And they spake to their group heads saying;

"Its a crock of shit and it stinketh"

And the group heads went unto their section heads saying

"Its a pile of dung and none may abide
the odour thereof."

And the section heads went unto their managers and sayeth unto them

"It is a container of excrement,
and its very strong"

And the managers went unto their Director and sayeth to him

"It is a vessel of fertilizer
and none may abide its strength"

And the Directors went unto their Director General and sayeth:

"It contains that which aids plant growth
and it is very strong"

And the Director general went unto the assistant
Deputy minister and sayeth unto him

"It promoteth growth,
and it is very powerful"

And the ADM went to the Deputy minister and sayeth to him

"This powerful new plan will actively promote growth and
efficiency of the department and this area in particular"

and the Deputy Minister looked upon the plan and saw that it was good
and the plan became Policy.

HAVE A FUN FILLED WORK WEEK