BREATHER

Hey people..
I finally make an appearance... Been quite busy at work then i had to read all your crazy blogs...(and you saythat you actually study in some library(ies)???) Am the acting office manager at the firm that i work for and it's been quite a hectic week.
My exams are finally over.. and i still ihave hair on my head. Somuch for balding from stress!
Hey Sababadi, i also thought shifta would be hakeem. Though i still find the name Shifta a bit shifty and dodgy... whats the history behind it Isiaho???? bY THE WAY Rachel is in law school.. we are in the same campus though she is two years behind me.She actually started with med and stopped at some point, i think she onad that law IS THE IDEAL WAY TO GO!!! he he
Thomas i think i have selective memory... ie my mind purposely sahaus all funny stories that i fear might be defamatory at some later stage... i wonder what stories those were that had people chucking clad...was i really there????:) we should really start writing a book...
Thomas leo i'd really love to be on your case but i made a personal covenant to be very moderate and polite in conversation. DID YOU ACTUALLY HOPE TO GET A JOB WHICH WOULD NOT REQUIRE ANY BRAIN EXERCISE???? (sorry this could get milder!!) Fly back home and come throw stones with University of Nairobi sling experts!!! No, that also requires a bit of strategy. Just fall asleep.. that might be thoughtless. Ha Ha Ha. Anyway... i feel your vibe. Sometimes i get some clients at the law firm asking me some serious questions.. and the client's probo most of the time is about issues that we've covered or should have covered in law school... but you end up realising that you learnt ABSOLUTELY NOTHING from the lecturer who was paid a tidy hourly sum to while away (polite version) your semester. ANd i consequently end up spending endless hours in the office library just to make sure that i dont make a fool of myself. I actually lied to a client once and i had to call them up and correct the legal advise that i had given them before the firm gets sued for proffessional negligence. u are allowed to whine...lakini kumbuka at the same time to be thankful for the job, back home many dudes are professionally tarmacing...it would be a profitable idea to start a factory producing iron soled shoes to sell to tarmacking graduates..he he he BUT THERE IS HOPE!!!!
THe prison monger story was actually quite nice. The book i did not like was this one by Ken Walibora... man it was boring with this angellic dude (you'd think it was an adulterated jesus story) who had absolutely no sensuality!!!! AND also this girl power book bout Akoko. I've never heard the name Akoko again!Akoko this Akoko that. Am actually surprised she wasnt called Atoti.
Hey Dennis, my good Kenyan self has been kidogo busy. My Kalenjin ego et. al is still infantile. Imagine i barely speak 10 sentences of Kale and i have thus concluded that my kids will just have to be taught the lugha by a maid ..sad eh? Right now i actually want to learn french and maybe spanish. The day that my masters in diplomacy requires kale, thats when i'l shughulika bout it. Just for the record, i blame it on my parents!!!
Charlene sexy, i'v not yet read the article thats got you all up against us irrestitable kenyan men but am sure once you step on kenyan soil... you'l quickly snap out of it! All the boys.. three cheers for the Kenyan girl!!! HIP HIP HIP HOORAY!!! Ati when are you checking in...Sema the exact day and time then we can organise for some Umoja Womens Group to fika the airport and ululate n shangalia for the arrival of the gikuyu darling.

Dennis, there must b a very fishy reason why the cologne is mysteriously referred to as 'X'. Are the ingredients written in kikuyu ama arabic??? We wont hate... just taja the name. Ha! Ha! For real i'l probably hate on you if the ingredients are inscribed in luo, why lie!

Hey Wangu, i lost my sim and thus i potezad your number as well. Kindly blog it on... am text me.
Chris.. pia wewe fanya hivyo.. Alex Mugo was requesting for your number. Pole bout the jamaa that u broke up with. Its probably for the best...what with all we serious jamaas out here. he he. Lakini for real, God's grooming Mr Wangu somewhere!!

Charlene, we should seriously panga a visit to MKA,ie after kulain lots of meat at your digs.. thats for those of us whole be ON HOME SOIL ha ha! Am sure akina 'shifta' are seething with envy... Dennis...sema when you'l be checking in. Timanoi told me she's flying in sometime mid next month... i dont jua if Tepeina will also be flying in around that time. I'll find out. Teps is in the UK choping Electrical Engineering i believe.

MKA nostalgia? I kumbuka the day we went to Mrs Mwangi for dinner... man i loved her compound, there was so much space to run around and the stream.. there was a stream right? i found that so cool!I hope she still lives there.
The laps that Mr Matu made us kimbia round the field in penance for our sins was quite amusing on hindsite. Ati that was punishment... AND WE actually dreaded it. Then the tembe for Kiswahili day. The disc was it, that you would be given if you spoke English on the kiswahili day.. that was funny, i actually wish it helpedmy kiswahili.

Now i need to bounce... people do stay alive and dont do anything i wouldn't be able to do on a bicycle!!!! (I really cant do much on a bicycle so you should be safe!)He! He!

Cheers!