Monday, February 27, 2006

AFRO SKATING

Hey guys? hope you are all well.
Was watching the winter olympics figure skating competition with my housemate last week.She pointed out that she has never seen an African woman figure skate before. Well, I noticed I haven’t seen one either. So, why don’t African women figure skate?
We came up with a couple of reasons:
1. Look at this picture below

1a. Now imagine if it was an African woman doing this, (all of you knowing that most of them have a big behind). The Afro-chic's big behind would have kwaruzad/gwaruzad that floor of ice, right?

2.Look at this other picture


2a. Now imagine if it was an Afro-chic with a big above, (since most of them have been blessed with it).The Afro-chic would have lost balance ages ago.

So, why don't Afro-chics figure skate? I have given my 2 cents, correct if I am wrong.

3 comments:

Girl next door said...

You've raised an interesting question and your pictures prove a point. But not all African women have a booty large enough to offset their balance. I think it's just situational--how many people grow up in an area where they have access to an ice-skating rink? You need to start when you're very young. Plus we don't wanna freeze our asses off!

Orkoiyot said...

lol!

Well, situational it is, but i think expensive is more like it. For instance the Panari Ice-Skating Rink on Mombasa Road, which i fear shall remain a tourist attraction for quite while simply because few can afford the luxury.

(Aside) The big booty would probably assist in getting momentum on the ice whenever necessary!

Anonymous said...

damn! that is a good reasoning. goods and jugs a leathal combination for for a figure skater.