Friday, February 18, 2005

Virtual Insanity

Allow me to break the monotony of my straighforard blogflow - i'm going randomn baby..

*Dont you just hate when people make snide cocky remarks just to be funny? this guy leo annoyed the heck out of me by insinuating that I am uncultured
a) becuase i admitted to not knowing the meaning of a hasidic jew
b) I am unclutured becuase i am african.
Bear in mind i have known this kid for 4 years and we kid around with eahc other..but the guy really knows which buttons to press, just to get a chuckle out of the equally obnoxious girls...I swear i will surely be responsible for drop kicking the mofo after one more of his snide comments

*My Insomnia is officially BACK. I cannot go to bed before 430am..often after my RELIGIOUS reading of randomn kenyan blogs..(mind you ive become much of a nazi nowdays when it comes to selection..dont wander very far from the local tree) - I get u feeling drugged and guilty for sleeping till 12-1pm, then work like a dog till 4am, then my blogreading addcition takes over!!! aaah the vicious cycle

* I found it rather ironic that whereas the likes of Ms K and mama junkyard (aka Kui) are in Full DETOX mode(sorry gals..didnt mena to advertise it or anything), here I am in full CHAFUACHAFUA mode - hopelessy trying to gain weight.
I eat on average once a day - I honestly jus forget to eat sometimes, but when i eat..i DEVOUR. leo i gave 2 twleve inch Subway sandwiches in a go.. lol mpaka the chics at work make fun of me calling me the 24-inch man..*to which i smile deviously* (for those of you unaware, a subway is jus a looooong sandwich with lots of stuff in it.. - geez i take u folks in kenya for idiots..my bad..).

* A good friend of mine cut her hair today - it was the most bizarre thing. when i mean cut..i dont mean cute trim..i mean eeephuuuu(*my finger rubbing over my lower lip*) . I mean she had initially struck me as one of those trendy miros but shock on me. Girl went kojack. Aparently it was a personal battle, one of those things you do to prove something to yourself...I mean she has this love affair with her hair, but it will always grow back , so why not do something different? easier sed than done you think..well thats exaclty the point she told me..so i didnt know quite what to make of it. Apart from the fact that everyone in the library copy room now thinks she's Lesbian, she handling it well. Ok at the risk of soudning calculatingly deep and introspective, i will say that her story really inspired me to be more proactive and adventerous about change and challenginging oneself to do new RADICAL things..radical atleast by your own definition. its only hair for petes sake..

* we Univeristy gods have smiled upon us we have a one week break, viz reading week starting this weekend - or slack week as it is also known...I intend to play LOTS of ball..work on my jumpshot, and get my game back...a few michael jordan videos will help to get the tempo going...then i can reclaim my mojo come our next intramural game. I am terrified that my team is going to meet an all black team pretty soon, (there arent that many black folk in McGill to begin with..so when ou hear of an all black team..they have got to be good), hope i dont injure myself trying to be young again...

*ok nuffs enuff..its 324 am. show some dicipline!!!!!!! *slap myself with my left hand as i type with my right*

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