Monday, April 18, 2005

Women and Kenyan Driving Schools

hey guys how is everyone doing? hope ya'll are cool. I wanted to talk briefly about my experience in driving school-Kenya. I believe many chics have expereinced what I have in those driving schools (DS).

DS1- My first expereience in was quite ok in the first few days. After a week, my driving instructor(DI) started telling me how nice I looked and by the way, I used to try very hard to have a bad sense of fashion- like I would wear a really baggy t-shirt, baggy stonewash blue jeans coupled with very big, heavy silver boot-like sneakers. Still, he used to say, 'unakaa smart leo' which made start questioning his motives. On the third week, he started asking if I had a boyfriend and to that I said no. Then he asked, 'Unataka boyfred?' and to that I also said a firm NO! He then started getting all angry and statred yelling about how a chic had just chucked from high school, got a boyfriend, went to the club, got drank, became pregnant and got AIDS. Further he said, "Utakuwa kama yeye!!!!" I was like, aiii kwani what is bothering this guy? I quickly disappeared from DS for a few weeks then went back and the new DI i got was 1000 times better.

DS2- the DI guy was freaky from the get go. He straightaway wanted to help me put on my seat-belt. It dawned on me that he wanted to shika my unample bosom. Next we drove to Upper Hill, where he told me to drive into a kichochoro, eti so he could teach me how to do a hill start. And me being the gullible person that I am, ingiad the kichochoro with so much excitement, as I was going to learn 'the' hill start. He told me stop the car and said, "Fikay (Viki) I em ofacome withe emochons (emotions)..." His fat, stubby hands then started to reach for my face... I gongad them with all my might and told him, "If you freakn touch me, I will freakn sue you for sexual harrasment. Yes, I know it sounds cliche but I had to scare him somehow. "Oh sorre, nilifikiria wewe ni rahisi. Hee wewe ni selious. Unajua nirisikia eti waschana wana pereka wanaume wengi korti siku hisi, ai sitajaribu kuchika wewe tena." Apparently he had tried this on heaps of other women. From then on we did have understanding, but to my advantage I went to that DS for only a week, and I never had or have to see him again or will I?
has any other member of VI experienced this? cheers

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